worldheritagepostorganization:
utopians:
utopians:
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn’t know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn’t know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror
World Heritage Post
elfpractice289:
Pros: Wonderful friend. No comment, no nothing. All around, just a great person who has improved your life with their mere existence tremendously
Cons: You can only access them through the headache machine because they live 1 billion lightyears away
wepashi22:
[ONE PIECE AU] magical girl janitor zoro!
tldr: zoro is a janitor and perona is a magical girl ghost that transforms his cleaning equipment into magical girl weapons
that-starlight-prince:
The issue with the daylight savings time change is that people aren’t used to falling back an hour or springing forward an hour, and people struggle as they take the time to adjust. But of course, if you only do something twice a year you’ll never develop a talent for it. You need to practice if you really want to be good at something! Under my proposal, which absolutely everyone will hate,
anonymous-gambito:
Sometimes you see a post of someone saying dark fiction should be banned and then another person will respond to that saying “No, there’s nothing wrong with dark fiction, as long as the bad things are portrayed as bad”, and the thing is… I also don’t agree with that.
I think what people don’t realize when they say stuff like that is that those are literal Hay’s Code guidelines. “Yes you can portray the bad thing, as long as it’s explicitly said to be bad, and done by bad people, and all the bad people are punished for it”.
Saying “dark themes can be portrayed, but only if they’re portrayed as bad” is not advocating in favor of art, it’s more advocating in favor of propaganda. The main purpose of art is not to be didactic, or to teach good morals or a guideline to tell people how to live their lives.
So yeah, characters can have shitty harmful opinions and never learn or be corrected in the narrative, villains might never be punished for their actions, the evil toxic romance might be portrayed as sexy, and no one will turn to the camera to tell you how the bad thing is bad and you shouldn’t do it in real life.
Because just as we say that porn is fiction and not sex-ed, fiction in general shouldn’t be taken as educational material and it should not need to be that, it’s not its job. We are not gullible little kids, and I don’t want to be treated like one. I’m old enough to know not to replicate something just because I saw it in a cartoon, let’s tone down with the infantilization and paternalism please.
onion-souls:
Phenomenon is a great word. It means “Thingy” but when you don’t want to sound stupid
clementine-kesh:
clementine-kesh:
tumblr mutuals love getting into the most random esoteric media possible and talking about it in modern fandom parlance they’ll be like “omg guys i’m so obsessed with dagny her relationship with hildr is so doomed yuri ugh they would do numbers on here” then you look it up and they’re talking about an obscure scandinavian folktale that’s only available in the original old norwegian
tumblr mutuals will be casually watching shit the sleuths on r/lostmedia have been trying to track down for years
strandnreyes:
strandnreyes:
“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
this is exactly what I’m talking about
